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Since being in London, I have taken up a new hobby. This has been particularly dictated by how naturally adept I have shown myself to be in this field. The hobby is simply getting lost in London. At first, this was something that worried me. I used to bring my A to Z everywhere, and worry about the fact that some streets were ’squares’, which means in practical terms that you could be pointing in just about any direction and there was really no way of knowing. However, now I have become more accepting of the problems of walking long distances through London without a clue of the surrounding streets. And once you’re used to being lost, simply ‘finding’ things is exciting. You often stumble across something and think, “Oh! So that’s where ____ is.” Of course, the problem is you have no idea where ‘that’ is in any meaningful terms, and that’s part of the fun. London has many aids for the habitual meanderer, including postal codes on each street sign. It took me a little while to realise that W was the West end, WC is west central, and SW is south west, wherein I live. W2 is more west than W1, SW7 is more south west than SW1, and so on.
A technique I have found helpful is to stay out of places when the postcode changes from W to WC, or SW to W, as such happenings are sure signs that you are genuinely lost, and not just having a fun time discovering London.
This method, although professional sounding, does have its shortcomings. W1 must cover about ¾ of the globe, meaning that if you are lost there without a compass, you could be walking in great big loops and you’d never know, until you saw a sign to where you started indicating that is only ¼ mile away in the direction you were walking.
This is what happened to me last night more than once. I have provided a map with some annotations of places I remember seeing. You will notice that the latter part of the map is less annotated, and it has to be said that the attractions of sightseeing wear off when it is lashing down with rain, you have no umbrella, and you are still lost after walking for over 2½ hours.