At first, I had some misgivings about Obama. There were all these rumours that he was a harmless president who would do anything to avoid offending people. There were rumours he would take away America’s precious second amendment rights and there were rumours he would pull America out of Iraq.
Now, finally, all those rumours have been clarified. Obama is not out to remove America’s right to bear guns because he’s a wimp. Obama is out to remove this right because he wants America to man up and fight their enemies with their bare hands. Obama is no girly man. He’s the real deal. It’s only thinking like this that will prevent the zombie apocalypse.

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